TheKnuckleHeadsPodcast

Hey Knuckleheads! — take a seat on the stoop for this hilarious, messy, and "very serious" chat with Lahna Turner: comedian, mom, and creator of the fat superhero "Pounds of Power" We talk New York vs L.A., wild subway stories, grief, and a love letter to Ralphie May that turned into comics and a documentary. It’s equal parts belly laughs and heart — like catching up with an old pal. Stick around for the weird, the warm, and the surprisingly tender moments.

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Hey Knuckleheads! In this episode we talk April Fools pranks and origins, The Artemis launch, Costcos Giant Bunny nutritional facts. We also have an annoying this week on the train segment and as always a doozy of a Florida Man! 

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Hey, it's your pals from the Knuckleheads — we hit episode 600 and it's a mess in the best way: merch woes, self-publishing plans, Stoltman’s shattered leg, moon pie debates, locked-up CVS cases, and a parade of Florida Man brilliance.

Short, filthy, and honest — we riff, we roast, and we beg you to rate and review (five stars first, roast later). Stick around for dumb stories, stupid arguments, and maybe a book or two down the line.

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Yo — welcome back to the Knuckleheads Podcast. We’re rambling about everything from messed-up tea habits and work burnout to raccoon heists, dogs eating laundry, bats flying into mouths and whether movies should be one-hit wonders or endless cash grabs.

It’s a messy, hilarious ride — think old-timey movie nostalgia, Florida man antics, snack-fueled regrets, and the kind of workplace stories that make you rethink hustle culture. Pull up a chair, grab some chips and dip (ridges only), and hang with the fanboy and the hater as they roast, reminisce, and rant.

KNUCKLEHEADS! todays episode is yes you guessed it PIE. We record on Pi day and jumped into pie history and fun. We also do our this week on the train segment along with our knuckleheads Florida man headline of the week. 

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Hey friend — this episode is a wild ride through modern nonsense: paid memberships to see toys online, Uber surge pricing that feels criminal, sneaky resort and convenience fees, and the glory (and danger) of muffins and banana bread. We rant about work uniforms, store markups, self-checkout shenanigans, and even top it off with some classic Florida Man scams.

It’s a laid-back, laugh-filled take on getting ripped off in 2026 — think of it as a vent session with your funniest pals. Come for the outrage, stay for the muffin confessions.

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Hey, Knucklehead’s — this episode is a no-holds-barred rant about shrinkflation: from cereal boxes and McDonald’s fries to tiny king-size candy bars and jacked-up "protein" snacks. We also hit national food days, donut truck nostalgia, and a ridiculous Cheesecake Factory scale stunt that you’ve gotta hear about.

Grab a snack (careful, it might be smaller than you remember), sit with us like old friends, and laugh/cry along while we figure out who’s really getting scammed — you or the corporations.

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Yo — we’re live in the middle of the 2026 blizzard with shovels, surge-priced Ubers and a bunch of snowday nostalgia. Tune in for chaotic on-the-spot updates, dumb mistakes (boiling water on your windshield, anyone?), and stories from the Blizzard ’96 to today.

It’s funny, blunt, and honest — we’ll make you laugh, wince at delivery tips, and remember why adulting in a blizzard beats being a kid with a sled. Stay warm, tip your drivers, and enjoy the chaos with us.

Hey, what's up — it's the Knuckleheads. We jump from Penn Station stair gripes and subway stink to Valentine’s Day traditions, overpriced roses, and the ridiculous pressure people put on one day to prove love.

We also roast the worst gifts (gas station flowers, gym memberships, and giant stuffed animals), reminisce about nostalgic candies like Butterfinger BBs and M&M Minis, and cap it off with two wild Florida Man V-Day headlines.

Grab a drink, rate and subscribe, sit back, and enjoy this chaotic, funny, and honest take on love, gifts, and everything in between.

Hey Knuckleheads! Today we talk a bunch of Fast Food Nostalgia... Like what? RED ROOF Pizza Hut, or KFC buffet oh and real 5 dollar foot longs from Subway.  What do you want back?