The Knuckleheads Podcast is a weekly dive into unfiltered conversations, bad takes, and topics we probably should’ve researched first.
No script. No plan. No chance.
From pop culture and random debates to off-the-rails stories, it’s a show built on loud opinions, questionable logic, and conversations that go exactly where they shouldn’t.
Hosted by three knuckleheads who are confidently wrong more often than not, every episode turns into arguments, jokes, and moments that somehow get worse the longer they go on.
New episodes weekly.
Getting it wrong since 2014.
Episodes
3 hours ago
3 hours ago
49 min
Knuckleheads! quick episode catch-up: we run through merch updates (Comfort Color drop Aug 31/Sep 1), The Haters hilarious Amazon-card double-decline at Fogo de Chão, the weird "guess the fake product" game, and a bunch of absurd things I saw on the train (projectors on the ceiling, phone speakers blasting, and people blocking seats with bags). Stick around for the Florida Man headline, some supercapitalism ranting, and of course rates/reviews hit up the Fourth Wall if you want the new drop.
Aug 17, 2026
Aug 17, 2026
57 min
Knuckleheads! this episode is a chaotic, hilarious ride: from ranting about gross protein bars and dreaming up waffle-cone spoons to me literally truckin' a phone-walking stranger on the C train. You get train drama, snack takes, and a whole lot of attitude. We also dig into cruise booking nightmares, brutal PTO policies, coworker horror stories (lunch thieves, microwaved fish, and more), and classic Florida-man antics — all with blunt, laugh-out-loud commentary. Pull up a seat and hang out with us.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
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Aug 10, 2026
Aug 10, 2026
57 min
Knuckleheads! Quick heads up: summer merch is going away in about three weeks, so grab your ice cream truck shirt before it’s gone. We’ve also got Halloween and holiday designs in the works, so keep an eye on Fourth Wall and the Knuckleheads Lab shop. Caught a wild live stream, did some guesting (and learned to give up control on live shows), and collected a bunch of ridiculous train stories - umbrella splash, luggage collisions, and one unforgettable funk zone. We also riff on national food days, filet mignon opinions, He-Man toy nostalgia, and a classic Florida Man closing. If you’re feeling it, rate/review/subscribe, follow us on Instagram, and pick up The Morning Star on Amazon. Appreciate you showing up - this one’s a messy, funny ride and I’d love for you to come along.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
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Aug 3, 2026
Aug 3, 2026
1 hr 6 min
Knuckleheads! welcome back to the chaos. Guess who's back? We’re riffing on everything from Jaws and Hooper’s fate to subway pet‑peeves, busted backpacks, Comic‑Con buys that lied to us, and the dumbest Florida man headlines. It’s loud, messy, and exactly the kind of nonsense you’d hear from your rowdy friends. Pull up a seat, grab something to drink, and hang out. We’ll make you laugh, make you roll your eyes, and probably make you want to check your bag placement on the train. Sorry about some of the audio we are working through it now.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jul 27, 2026
Jul 27, 2026
49 min
What's up Knuckleheads! today we’re revisiting bathroom etiquette (because people still can’t mind their piss), plus we riff on merch drops, weird train and work encounters, and food holidays you didn’t know you needed.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jul 20, 2026
Jul 20, 2026
46 min
Hey Knuckleheads! jump into this messy, hilarious episode with the Knuckleheads. We talk merch updates, train beef (literally), a very ambitious ball-rubbing merch joke, the eternal hate for mint chip, national food holidays, cringe train outfits, wild Florida Man biz ideas, and even the looming "shit parasite" panic. Casual, crude, and oddly heartwarming grab a drink and laugh along like we're right there with you.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jul 13, 2026
Jul 13, 2026
1 hr 52 min
Knuckleheads hop in, this episode is a chaotic, hilarious rant session about Amazon packing disasters, people losing their minds on buses and trains, and the absolute insanity of public bathroom etiquette. We’re joking, we’re annoyed, and we’re keeping it real — like you’d hear from a buddy over a beer. Come for the laughs, stay for the outrageous stories.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jul 7, 2026
Jul 7, 2026
56 min
Hey Knuckleheads! welcome to a cozy episode from the vault where the Knuckleheads get hilariously honest about being stranded: from shitting your pants to honey‑glazing wild boar. We riff on survival skills, debate which celeb and movie you'd want on a desert island, and crack stupid jokes the whole way through. It’s casual, messy, and real like overhearing two buddies plotting to survive with duct tape, rocks, and a copy of Toy Story. Come laugh, cringe, and maybe pick your own desert‑island team. Ep is from 2015- 2023 unknown ><
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jun 29, 2026
Jun 29, 2026
52 min
Hey it's my birthday and the Knuckleheads go off: train gross-outs, a stolen Knicks trash can, a Chuck E.-style mascot swiping credit cards, and the glorious chaos of people getting rat-out famous online. It’s messy, dumb, and honestly kind of addictive.
We rant about AI, preorder madness, surprise parties that implode, and why folks love to dunk on strangers for clicks grab a drink and come roast the world with us.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jun 22, 2026
Jun 22, 2026
56 min
What’s up guys — grab a seat, we’re breaking down everything from Knicks parade and overpriced VIP Comic-Con passes to ridiculous customer service fails and a Florida man scanning taco seasoning packets to steal trading cards. We talk cons, merch, snacks, museum markups, and the weirdest theft scheme you’ll hear today. Come hang with us!
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
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