The Knuckleheads Podcast is a weekly dive into unfiltered conversations, bad takes, and topics we probably should’ve researched first.
No script. No plan. No chance.
From pop culture and random debates to off-the-rails stories, it’s a show built on loud opinions, questionable logic, and conversations that go exactly where they shouldn’t.
Hosted by three knuckleheads who are confidently wrong more often than not, every episode turns into arguments, jokes, and moments that somehow get worse the longer they go on.
New episodes weekly.
Getting it wrong since 2014.
Episodes
29 minutes ago
29 minutes ago
46 min
Hey Knuckleheads! jump into this messy, hilarious episode with the Knuckleheads. We talk merch updates, train beef (literally), a very ambitious ball-rubbing merch joke, the eternal hate for mint chip, national food holidays, cringe train outfits, wild Florida Man biz ideas, and even the looming "shit parasite" panic. Casual, crude, and oddly heartwarming grab a drink and laugh along like we're right there with you.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jul 13, 2026
Jul 13, 2026
1hr 52 min
Knuckleheads hop in, this episode is a chaotic, hilarious rant session about Amazon packing disasters, people losing their minds on buses and trains, and the absolute insanity of public bathroom etiquette. We’re joking, we’re annoyed, and we’re keeping it real — like you’d hear from a buddy over a beer. Come for the laughs, stay for the outrageous stories.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jul 7, 2026
Jul 7, 2026
56 min
Hey Knuckleheads! welcome to a cozy episode from the vault where the Knuckleheads get hilariously honest about being stranded: from shitting your pants to honey‑glazing wild boar. We riff on survival skills, debate which celeb and movie you'd want on a desert island, and crack stupid jokes the whole way through. It’s casual, messy, and real like overhearing two buddies plotting to survive with duct tape, rocks, and a copy of Toy Story. Come laugh, cringe, and maybe pick your own desert‑island team. Ep is from 2015- 2023 unknown ><
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jun 29, 2026
Jun 29, 2026
52 min
Hey it's my birthday and the Knuckleheads go off: train gross-outs, a stolen Knicks trash can, a Chuck E.-style mascot swiping credit cards, and the glorious chaos of people getting rat-out famous online. It’s messy, dumb, and honestly kind of addictive.
We rant about AI, preorder madness, surprise parties that implode, and why folks love to dunk on strangers for clicks grab a drink and come roast the world with us.
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
Jun 22, 2026
Jun 22, 2026
56 min
What’s up guys — grab a seat, we’re breaking down everything from Knicks parade and overpriced VIP Comic-Con passes to ridiculous customer service fails and a Florida man scanning taco seasoning packets to steal trading cards. We talk cons, merch, snacks, museum markups, and the weirdest theft scheme you’ll hear today. Come hang with us!
Morning Star: The First Fall Dark Fantasy Novel
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Jun 15, 2026
Jun 15, 2026
55 min
Yo, what's up — this episode's a chaotic-ass ride: Hate gets into it with bums, tested my health limits, and broke down our new June merch drop (spoiler: Gildan heavyweight wins). We talk summer NYC nonsense — park crackheads, weird jobs, prop money ideas, and even a tricycle gnome thief. Stay for the sports takes, food talk (strawberry cake for life), and the usual Knucklehead energy. Rate, review, and subscribe, and if you wanna support the podcast, cop a shirt on Fourth Wall
Jun 8, 2026
Jun 8, 2026
56 min
Knuckleheads! — this episode is pure Knuckleheads chaos: Knicks hype, new merch drops, wild food hacks, and the weirdest laws you didn’t know existed. We also talk minty wipes gone wrong, Bigfoot/Big-tiger stories, and the usual stupid stunts — grab a shirt, a drink, and enjoy the ride with us.
Jun 1, 2026
Jun 1, 2026
59 min
Hey knuckleheads! — we’re back after a two‑week hiatus with new drops, dumb fashion takes, rotisserie chicken tips, and a deep dive into beef‑patty sandwich engineering. We also rant about a $17 church entry, soggy sneakers, a train dog disaster, and whether the Mando movie should've just been two episodes. Grab a shirt, leave a review, and come hang — this episode’s chaotic, gross, and oddly wholesome, like the best of our knucklehead energy.
May 26, 2026
May 26, 2026
1hr 37 min
In this remastered classic episode we talk recasting the GIJOE movie and a bunch of stuff I cant remember!
May 18, 2026
May 18, 2026
1hr 1 min
Hey Knuckleheads! We have been sick this weekend and had to take a sick day... We remastered episode 205. Enjoy and sorry for dying...